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2011 Races

January 15 - Park City UT, Snow Stomp 5k - 26:20, 1st Place Overall
January 22 - Pinedale WY, Indoor Triathlon - 15 Minute Swim = 8 Laps, 20 Minute Bike = 4.75 Kilometers, 15 Minute Run = 2.35 Miles
January 29 - Orem UT, Hale Freezes Over 10k - 41:33, 8th Place Overall; 1st In Age
March 26 - Antelope Island UT, Buffalo Run 25k Trail Run - DNF
April 9 - Moab UT, Amasa Back Trail Run - 1:14:30
April 30 - Riverton UT, Cookie Chaser 2k - 8:05, 4th Place Overall; 3rd in Age
April 30 - Riverton UT, Cookie Chaser 5k - 19:29, 3rd Place Overall; 1st In Age
May 7 - Wichita KS, Step Up For SIDS 5k - 20:54, 9th Place Overall; 5th In Age
May 28 - Draper UT, Draper Trail Race 15 Miles - 2:22:56, 6th Place Overall; 4th In Age
May 30 - Park City UT, Memorial Day 5k - 22:45, 1st Place Overall; Tied With Audrey
June 11 - Provo UT, Utah Valley Marathon - 3:35:37, 292nd Overall; 22nd in Age
June 25 - Park City UT, Mini Trail Series 5k - 21:38, 8th Place Overall; 2nd In Age
July 4 - Mountain View WY, Linda K. Woody Memorial 5k - 20:09, 5th Place Overall; 2nd In Age
July 9 - Lander WY, Wild Iris 21k Mountain Run - 2:37:00
July 16 - Park City UT, FOA 5k-9 Fun Run - 19:13, 1st Place Overall
August 13 - Afton WY, El Vaquero Loco 50k - 7:48:11, DNF
August 20 - Green River WY, Run With The Horses 10k - 45:15, 3rd Place Male
September 24 - Pinedale WY, Pinedale 10k - 44:33, 6th Place Male
November 19 - Wichita KS, Turkey Trot 10 Miler - 1:13:59, 71st Place Overall
December 3 - Pratt KS, Reindeer Run 5k -